bullets

• I could drink diet root beer til the end of time. All day, everyday. The possibility of this happening is very likely.
• I seem vain starting every sentence with I, but I will continue doing so. Judge me not.
• Our house is starting to look a lot like Babies R Us.
• I wish you earned frequent flier miles with every dollar spent at BRU.
• I'd probably be on my 4th trip to Italy by now.
• I'm not losing any weight. I have no loss to report.
• In continuation, I have flab that looks more like I belong in the frozen Pillsbury section of the grocery store rolled up into one of those pop-open cans. Dough ball.
• My husband tried to teach me how to do squats last night but Real Housewives of OC came on and the squats went awry.
• I was embarrassed to ever tell you I watched Real Housewives of Atlanta, but even more so admitting that I watch the OC one now, too.
• Pretty durn ashamed to admit too, that I thought squats and lunges were the same thing.
• I'm one step ahead of my a$$ though. One quick glance and you'll know immediately it knows no such things as squats or lunges.
• Sometimes I feel like I'm a man trapped in a Botox-loving, hair coloring, girly fool.
• If left alone to fend for myself I could eat mac n' cheese and hot dogs for days. Gross.
• I would never put up my laundry.
• Much less, do the laundry.
• I'd rather go buy new things, than wash what I do have. It worked in college.
• Finally stopped wearing bras from my pregnancy. Spare yourself the thrill and excitement...they're still the same size minus the nursing flap. Eeesh.
• I sing daily to my son knowing full well he will one day realize his mother sounds more like glass breaking than Mariah Carey. Until then, I will continue rocking it out.
• We dance, Hudson and I. I danced a lot pregnant and he LOVES music, so we now dance together {I dance, and he mimics me in his bouncy}. Probably one the cuter things of his time...
• His favorite song right now to dance to: Hey, Soul Sister by Train...and by his, I mean mine.
• I cannot stop buying Baby Bear more and more Christmas gifts.
• I assure myself that I do it only because it's his first Christmas.
• Next year though, I have a feeling I will justify because it will be his second and so on.
• He hates his car seat all of a sudden. This makes going anywhere about as fun as taking the SAT's 47 times.
• If I'm back there with him, he's great. Alone though, SAT's 47 times.
• My parents say it's payback, because they knew a little girl 26 years ago that did the VERY same thing.
• Payback's a B.
• I feel comfortable in motherhood, though. Like, we finally got our rythym and it feels SO good.
• He knows me, I know him.
• I don't remember much of life before him. Well, I do but this part is way better ♥
• I purposely want to wake him from his nap to try out his new Exersaucer :)
• and know I shouldn't do that.