Monday, March 16, 2009

clearly overlooked...

There's a new show on The Travel Channel, called Bridget's Sexiest Beaches...

and I'm wondering why she got the host job?? I feel clearly overlooked.

She gets to go to all the top beaches and do this?!?! I know how to ride a 4-wheeler. In the sand....

...and play with fuzzy, cute, and squishy koala bears in Australia?! I can do that. I'll even feed it eucalyptus leaves. I can do that.

OH, what? I have to fit into THAT?! *@#$*@#$ (you may have had one too many Strawberry Daiquiri's)

I'm guessing they don't want the pregnant chick hosting, huh?? Guess they're going for a different "look"-----oh, okay I see.

My belly would definately not allow for sand dune sledding, hmm.

That's fine that I was overlooked----I uh, guess maybe I should do one called Natalie's Big Awesome Giant Pregnant Beaches! (wearing a tent)...

10 comments:

Adventures in Newlywed said...

HA! You are hysterical, and I would totally watch "Natalie's Big Awesome Pregnant Beaches". Just so you know.

Cody, Holly, and Luke said...

I'm with Newlywed... I would watch too!!! Only if you could get your friends to be a guest on the show!! I'll travel with ya... Shoot I'll even bring Luke!! :)

Lil' Woman said...

You def. should have got the job!! : )

the rigdons said...

i'm for it!
who wants to see some skinny chic in a bikini on a beach?
keep it real, man!

Elizabeth said...

Ha! I can't wait to watch that show, but your pitch sounds good too!!
Talk about a perfect job!!
=)

Sarah@VintageChic said...

Hilarious!!! I am totally jealous of her job as well as Samantha Brown.

Elaine said...

I watched that show this weekend for the first time and I think you would be MUCH more entertaining...prego or not!

Sweet Simplicity said...

HAHA! What a funny post! I haven't had a chance to watch her show yet. I want to see if she is any good at it.

Ricardo and Lauren said...

I would love it! You might need someone to go with you to get your food, maybe even rub your feet. I'll rub yor feet to travel all over th place! ;-)

1 Hot Dish said...

Oh yeah, I totally know how you feel!! I feel as though I was clearly overlooked as well!! ;)